100th POST ON THIS BLOG

WELL TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY!!!!! 100 POSTS!!!!!! LETS US TAKE A MOMENT AND REMEMBER THE INGENIUSNESS THAT IS DIANA!!!

feburary 16, 2006 okay look at me the first post i wrote
March 1, 2006 i ran out of gas at a gas station with no gas
March 20th remember this
March 26th a second part to a post and it has my favorite quote
"sometimes we cry and sometimes it's pms"
March 31st serious pirate comedy
April 24th di calls black people her slaves
April 27th i respond to liz's blog (my personal favorite post)
May2nd di tells a story about walgreens
May 10th di demonstrates with diagrams and illustrations to tell the world about her car problems
May 14th top ten of the most famous people who should not be famous
May 16th ben stein is replaced on the list for jared the subway guy
June 11th di finds a book that will forever change the word of the day
June 13th i write from stilwater
June 15th i drop my cell phone into a toilet filled with pee
June 17th i hit a mail box
June 20th i write my one-hundredth post

in 5 short months i have written and written. this day shall be remembered and celebrated. now on to the word of the day...............

WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!

abstemious = Consuming food and drink in moderations. Those who are abstemious restrict themselves to the bare necessities of life. In a larger sense, the work ca refer to any austere or unassuming lifestyle.

Despite the hardships of his abstemious way of life the monk radiated the confidence that comes with knowing one has chosen the correct path.

MY PARENT'S SPECIAL DAY

so it's father's day, but it's also my mom's birthday. talk about a double wammy. i did go up to see them this morning....except that my dad was called into work. eh!! working on your own holiday that's just wrong, sick and wrong. i bought my mom a rose and my dad a bag of chocolate. he likes chocolate more than i do. and i got my dad the cutest card. it had the muppets on it!!! GO MUPPETS!!! oh and if u have the time and u like movies go here!! other than that just a typical normal everyday average.....oh i forgot i hit another mailbox!!! just kidding!!! i have been absolved of the crime!!!

WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

absolve = to formally pronounce quiltless or blameless. To absolve is to relieve of any reponsibility for an actual or alleged misdeed. In the legal sense, absolution carries with it implication that the authorities no longer hold that individual committed the misdeed.

The judge absolved the accused of any wrongdoing.

CONCERT

yes, i went to kj103 slam fest. with tabz. and i realized why i don't go clubing. i hate crowds. i hate moshpits, and i hate mini-fans that don't like to stay together. it was hot and pushy. and if i ever see those bitches i'm gonna kill them.

WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abscond = to deart quickly and in secret, esecially to avoid criminal charges. To abscond is to secretly flee the consequences of one's acts, particularly those acts leading to illicit gain. Prosecuting attorneys might accuse someone convicted of embezzling of absconding with company funds if the person left the firm shortly after the alleged crime.

The bank robbers immediately absconded with the money to Mexico.

FELONY

today i committed a felony. i lost control of my car, (okay i actually was looking at myself in the mirror putting on lipstick) when i jumped the curb and hit a mail box. dear lord!!!! i was already late for work but i didn't want to drive off. so i jumped out of the car and grabbed the pieces and walked up to the house. the old man was coming out of his garage right as i was coming up to his door. i told him that i didn't know what happened except for that i hit his mail box and that i am late for work. i also gave him my address so he could contact me if he needed anything. THE END!!!! although i would like to say for the record that....(sing partridge in a pair tree) now i've hit a tree, 3 non-moving curbs, 2 parked cars and a mail box on my street.


WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

abrogate = To nullify or cancel. Abrogation is an official action used to formally and unilaterally conclude an agreement or deed. Something that has been repealed or abolished has been abrogated.

The United States abrogated the treaty after evidence appeared suggesting that the other nations had failed to honor the agreement.

TIME WILL TELL

it's alive!!!!! it's alive. dear lord. i still haven't sanitized it though. couldn't find rubbing alcohol. will bleach ruin a phone? well in other news a significant dent has been made into this house. tabz bribed renee' with tickets to summer fest and poof..........motivation galore. long be the days when my sister didn't want to clean or rather go to the movies. also i put in a complaint at steak and shake about a month ago. crystal and i went out to eat there and we had this horrible waitress. so i filled out a coment card and i recieved a free burger and shake. so that is what i had for dinner. and for snack i had carrots with ranch. i even slept in until 3:00. so all in all it's been a good day...............
but i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone knows that my logic sometimes does not make any since so please help rationalize this. i saw a commerical for a 2007 toyota "something". now isn't it 2006. wtf!!!!!!! hello u stupid people that make millions and billions of dollars a year......... u are lying!!!! false advertisment!!! LET'S SUE!!!!!!! anyway i just don't get it. it's 2006 in the middle of june and why are they selling 2007 cars. when it's not 2007. dear lord my brain hurts just trying to think about it.

Word Of The Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abrade = to wear or rub off; to wear down in spirit. To abrade is to erode or break down. Sandpaper abrades the surface of wood.

The campaign had hoped for a hard-hitting, informative television commercial, but the ad-widely perceived as a negitive and mean-spirited-served only to abrade voter support.

DI PART ONE TABZ PART DOS

READ MINE FIRST THEN READ TABZ. THIS IS A JOINT POST. ENJOY A STORY FOR THE AGES.

alright, so i was bowling. i started to not feel well. my stomach and i have been disagreeing lately. anyways, so i went to the bathroom. went into a stall and began to use the restroom. i pulled down my pants (because that is what women do when they want to pee) and my cellphone falls out of my back pocket and into the toilet. yes it falls in the toilet. this is a true story....but it gets better. how can it get better. i didn't realize that someone who was in the stall before forgot to flush. so there was my phone in a toilet surounded by urine. so i just plunged in. what i was suppose to do. i need my phone, and the longer it stays in the liquid the worse it will be. i wrapped it up in a towel after drying it off and turning it off. i washed my hands like ten times before leaving the bathroom. and a million more that night. then i went back out to bowl. i do not know how badly damaged the phone is but tomorrow i will find out. after i give it a nice sponge bath that just happens to be full of rubbing alcohol. i will starilize the hell out of it before removing it from it's napkin. also as a discloser, for those who went bowling with me, i was not intoxicated....much. i never got a buzz so this story is full and ginuine. a true diana story is i must say. but gladly my story doesn't end here. i just get to stop telling it. after bowling tabz and i decided to hang out............................(please proceed to tabz blog)



WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abortive = Unsuccessful or fruitless. Something that is abortive has failed to come to fruition. The word also refers to something that is partially or umperfectly developed.

Although it was the astronauts' failure to dock at the station that drew media attention, the aboritive mission had many potentially more serious problems as well.


i had a great time at crystal's. she fixed dinner and renee', me, her, and rachel watched the movie couyote ugly. if that's how u spell it. then we bowled. (check the bowling blog for the rest of the info. on a happy note kyle got his external harddrive. spent $130.00 on 250 giga bytes. he is as happy as he can be. i am back home with my two kitties. and i have the whole day off tomorrow, but granted i did stay up to 3:06 oh well. night!!!!

STILLWATER

i am writing from stilwater, the end!!!

KHELLO, GOOMBYE, RICE KRISPIES, CHEVERLOT, ET CINEMA ET CINEMA

alright i am going on vacation. not really but at the same time yes. kyle is coming to pick me up this evening. he will be there at 10:00 when i get off work. and will wisk me up to his place. when ever i go up there it's like vacation. he treats me like a princess. it's kinda cute really. if i get up off the couch he will ask "where r u going" and i will say "to get a coke" he will imediatly get up and tell me to sit down. he then will return with a can of coke with a straw in the can. it's so cute how he knows my little quirks. he even let me cook him dinner the last time i was up there. and it was good. but this time he highly suggested that we go out to eat. i don't think he liked cleaning the dishes. yes he did. he said i cooked so he would clean and kicked me out of the kitchen. but i get to choose the resturant. he said he's upset that there isn't an outback up in stillwater. i have never eaten at outback. he says it's a crime. i am lover of steak (which is my favorite thing in the whole world) and i have never eaten at outback. i was thinking of chilli's. they have decent steak. stilwater does not have that many resturants. no olive garden, no outback, SHAME!!!!! anyway so i will write again in a couple of days and i will see tabz and crystal and anyone else who is at bowling wed. night.


WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abjure=to renounce, repudiate, or reject one;s word or professed beliefs. To abjure is to solemnly swear off or recant.

After some soul-searching following his financial and domestic problems, Brad abjured drinking and gambling.

WORD OF THE DAY

i am pleased to announce that we are back to word of the day. i found a book called The Words You Should Know by David Olsen. now some of the words i am sure you know so i will skip them. but this should keep my posts interesting for the summer for the most part.

okay the word of the day is abhorrent = loathsome or contemptible. Abhorrent refers to something that is reprehensible or repulsive. That which is repugnant or detestable is abhorrent.

Julie found the book's recounting of the details of serial murders particularly abhorrent.

BROKEN

why the f*** is everything broken. my computer over heats so that i can't spend more than 20 min at a time on line. my ethernet port is broken so that i have to hold it in place the whole time i am online. my car is broken so i can't leave edmond. can't see my parents, my boyfriend, or crystal. and no one can really talk to me since my cellphone is finding it difficult to keep a charge. and when ever i want to talk to somebody i am stuck to the wall like a land line while holding my antena to keep me from going into roaming. my portable cd player fell out of my car so i am now stuck listening to my audio books only at home. and for some strange reason none of the rooms except mine, my sisters and the bathrooms have light. we ran out of light bulbs, our front porch, back porch, living room, dinning room, kitchen, and laundry area 's light bulbs all seem to be dead. how this all happened in 3 days i do not know. renee' believes, and i concure, it must be the full moon. and it was a bit red last night now that i think about it. work has dirasticly lowered my hours. i consider this broken because i will be broke if this continues. which also doesn't help my current situation. oh any way i guess i better try and go and fix things......

THE REAL WORLD

evidently i was suppose to reply to liz's post. but i rather thought that everyone else replied correctly and i agree with all five comments. but crystal is very intrested in what i think, and i am pretty sure others are too so here i go.

first off i have to agree with your book keep. it's quite annoying when someone corrects your grammer. i have known ashley for years and i still want to pull out my invisible gun and shoot her. so i agree with her in a since that it can piss you off especially if it is something that you least expect, or your in a bad mood to begin with.

second she is probably older than you. assuming that this is true. she wants to make you pay. she is older than you therefore smarter and knows better than you. so what is something you say to a child who is know where in your league. "wait until your older" or in this case "this is not the real world"

third she wanted to make you mad and put you in her place. i think she knows exactly what the real world is.....what ever you make of it....but she wanted to make you mad. as mad as you made her. and correct me if i am wrong but i believe she did.

fourth i think we should steal our taxes back and use her as a scape goat.

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Is bowling on next wed?

june 14th amf bowling in edmond i will be there

Are you going to start bowling everyday?

no i highly agree with megan. movie or game nights would be great. and we can hold those with whom ever wishes to host them. (like in norman, or edmond, or okc)

Do you hate taxes?

once again i agree with megan. i work full time and every paycheck over $100 dollars is taken from me by the irs. so i now summon all the pirates in the blogging community that we should thwart that evil abomination called the irs and take back what rightfully is ours. ARGH!!!!!

Why does tabitha have to find a new place to live with in two months?

um....good question


Are you white trash?

I am 21% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

Take the
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Are you an asshole/bitch?

I am 34% Asshole/Bitch.

I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

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Are you an evil genius?

I am 66% Evil Genius.

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

Take the
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not like tabz...not like tabz....all hail tabz evil genius of the universe!!!

I am 56% Idiot.

I am an idoit. Not as much as most. There are even people out there that annoy the hell out of me. What was I talking about?

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Are you ready to go to bed?

yes

06/06/06

AND IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

let it be marked, and let it be celebrated.

I am back

and so i am back from outerspace i just walked into to find you with that dumb look upon your face...........
do you know how amusing it is to have a mib slot machine sing that to you when u get 3 dogs row. the dogs dance too you know. best $0.30 i ever spent.......or ten dollars. how ever you want to look at it. more stories about vegas to come once illistrations of it have been given to me. in the mean time walgreens is getting on my last nerve. i want to add something to alex's list. new people who enter your place of work and try to take over. i don't like him. and i don't hide it. and i have lost about 20 hours of work a week. so i did the only thing i could do. i applied for a second job. i went back to bennigans. i believe they will rehire me. i will know for sure later this week. i am working tomorrow morning. i never work morning shifts, but i switched with somebody. kyle works tomorrow too. he picked up an extra shift. in honor of him financing my spending money on my trip to vegas. i bought him tons of souvieniors. or how ever u spell the blasted word. i bought him a shirt, a keychain, a shot glass, a cool pen that changes color, and a cigar that came in a cool case that said las vegas. owen is furious as usual gone for over 10 days and left him with my sisters. he is sleeping in the bottom drawer of my dresser. but shnickers on the other hand won't leave me alone. oh well u can't choose ur cats. speaking of cats let us have a moment of silence for chewy.....















i have caught up on all blogs and i have caught up on my own. i promise pictures of las vegas. until then....
drink vault!!!!