DI PART ONE TABZ PART DOS

READ MINE FIRST THEN READ TABZ. THIS IS A JOINT POST. ENJOY A STORY FOR THE AGES.

alright, so i was bowling. i started to not feel well. my stomach and i have been disagreeing lately. anyways, so i went to the bathroom. went into a stall and began to use the restroom. i pulled down my pants (because that is what women do when they want to pee) and my cellphone falls out of my back pocket and into the toilet. yes it falls in the toilet. this is a true story....but it gets better. how can it get better. i didn't realize that someone who was in the stall before forgot to flush. so there was my phone in a toilet surounded by urine. so i just plunged in. what i was suppose to do. i need my phone, and the longer it stays in the liquid the worse it will be. i wrapped it up in a towel after drying it off and turning it off. i washed my hands like ten times before leaving the bathroom. and a million more that night. then i went back out to bowl. i do not know how badly damaged the phone is but tomorrow i will find out. after i give it a nice sponge bath that just happens to be full of rubbing alcohol. i will starilize the hell out of it before removing it from it's napkin. also as a discloser, for those who went bowling with me, i was not intoxicated....much. i never got a buzz so this story is full and ginuine. a true diana story is i must say. but gladly my story doesn't end here. i just get to stop telling it. after bowling tabz and i decided to hang out............................(please proceed to tabz blog)



WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abortive = Unsuccessful or fruitless. Something that is abortive has failed to come to fruition. The word also refers to something that is partially or umperfectly developed.

Although it was the astronauts' failure to dock at the station that drew media attention, the aboritive mission had many potentially more serious problems as well.


i had a great time at crystal's. she fixed dinner and renee', me, her, and rachel watched the movie couyote ugly. if that's how u spell it. then we bowled. (check the bowling blog for the rest of the info. on a happy note kyle got his external harddrive. spent $130.00 on 250 giga bytes. he is as happy as he can be. i am back home with my two kitties. and i have the whole day off tomorrow, but granted i did stay up to 3:06 oh well. night!!!!