boring

does anyone know who is doing the halloween party!!!

RANDOM SHIT VIIII

once again i shall comment upon rachel's comment. but she brought up a good point. first let us observe what she wrote:

Rachel said...
Would you please post the Saturday night info. What movie we're seeing, the times, etc. Also, can I bring someone? Lastly, because of the time I get off and game traffic I don't think I can make it on time to dinner. Would it be better to come late or just come after dinner for gambling and the movie.

the second thing i shall do is let u re-read the post i wrote about my party.....just incase i will, shall, have or might leave something out.

re-read this post plus money tree's are cool!!!!

third thing is to answer questions that rachel asked but do it in a non picture non embarassing purely information way.

the earliest movie we will see starts at 9:45. i still don't know which one we will see, but i believe the one i will officially choose will be at 10:20. also we are meeting at remington park at 6:30 but not eating until 7. i had a feeling people would be late....so it's 6:30 for u. we will probably be eatting for an hour so even if u show up late u can eat if u want to.o. then we will hang at the casino until the movie. the end.

STILLWATER THEN TULSA

yeah so i have been busy, and i finally got to see kyle. after a whole month of not seeing him, and now i go to tulsa. for work of course. so it's not a complete vacation. but i won't be in computer world at all. but i thought since that i am leaving for a bit it's only fit that i share with you the song that kyle and i treasure dearly.

save tonight

FUCK FACE

yeah so i studied and studied for this test....(okay i at least studied really hard the night before) and i figuried i am screwed. phenetics is so hard. i don't know my i's from my I's or m u's from my U's and especially my r's from my 3's. i usually hang out with fotinni for an hour before this class, and while i was cramming for the test she noticed i was grunting more than usual.

fotinni: "what's wrong"
diana: "this test....how do you say diet"
fotinni: "diet"
diana: "see u said d ai I t , just like i did but my professor says d ai ^ t , what if we dont say things the same way. i am so going to fail. FUCK!!!"
fotinni: "don't say that think positive!!"

and so i did. i used fuck and positiveness to create the ultimate face.....fuck face that is!!!!

DIET

so i decided to go on a diet. and before u get all freak out and say why!!! i want to leave a healthier food life style. but i feel like eating all the time. and it's hard because i always want to eat. it's so hard to say no don't eat that. or no eat fruit instead. FRUIT!!!!! u hate fruit. anyway that's my diet....and this is the rest of my blog.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!

allude: To make passing reference to. A person who gives a few details but does not describes an event openly and completely could be said to allude to that event. Similarly, someone who makes a brief reference to an incident in a certain novel is considered to have made an allusion to the work.

I am aware of the incident you are alluding to, Mr. Mayor, but i am afraid you have been misinformed about the events of that night.

Diana is not alluding that everyone should go on a diet, but you can if you want to.

PHARMACY

this is quick because i need to go to bed. i got school tomorrow and i can't seem to get off the phone. 1st with than and now with tabz. but i did work in pharmacy today. which is weird because i work in cosmetics. people are pissy back in the pharmacy. both customers and employees. 2 out of every 5 peoples orders went fine, with no problems. the other 3 had an insurrance thing, wrong or not enough perscriptions, and some didn't believe that it really was that much and disputed the price, or it wasn't ready, or ........... i can keep going. i was only back there for a few hours but i will say this......BE NICE TO YOUR PHARMACY PEOPLE WHOM EVER THEY MAY BE..............they put up with too much shit to be able to put up with ur shit too.


WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

allay: To ease or put something (for instance, a doubt or concern), to rest; to mitigate; to calm or quit by placing matters in perspective. A person who points out the unjustified basis of a fear is said to allay the fear.

I know there have been rumors that the project will, be quite expensive, but I think you will agree that these figures allay that fear.

Diana is going to georges going away party whether or not it exsists, just to allay that fear!!!!

9/11

national holiday or normal day!!!!

u live, u learn, u what........... continue life.

"america land of the nut jobs." quoated by THAN!!

if it's such a big deal then why isn't it a national holiday. why do we work and live like nothing happened. others say get over it!!! others say NO!!!! remember it. remember the day, remember what they did.....

but then the same thing happened with the bombing ok okc!! some people didn't want to talk about it and some didn't want to remember it. but others wanted to morn, and some wanted to "celebrate" ( i use that term loosly and in dieanese!!!) the day an not let it be forgotton.

but the question i pose here is who is right....or is no one right. should it be a holiday..... or should we forget it. my sister gets mad about the whole 9/11 thing. but why is she mad...... because of what happened or because of the talk about it/ or just remembering it.

i personally think we should remember it.....and maybe make it a holiday. because as long as it's just a normal day.....we the people of america will treat it as a normal day.



SONG OF THE WEEK!!!!!!

i can't seem to get it uploaded so until i do here is the link !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXccVINDyv4

HEY

http://terrisfp.com/flash2/egg.swf

p.s. i haven't done the word of the day in a long time, sorry so here...............


THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!

albatross: A significant impediment, handicap, or burden. Also: a large pelican-like bird. The most common idiomatic use of albatross is the first sense given above.

In Coleridge's poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, a sailor shoots a friendly albatross and is made to wear the bird's carcass around his neck.

First off, carcass is gross. Second off why would you kill an albatross. The albatross I would feel for killing an albatross is so big that i wouldn't even bother killing an albatross or any other type of bird for that matter.

Tiger

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age tointroduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of wiener pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.

BOOBS

RANDOM SHIT VIII

although my my favorite section of my blog is this segment....the random shit segment......i dont' do them very often. i love the idea of commenting on other peoples comments, but i would like them to be extra ordianary and to go above and beyond. so here u go for ur viewing pleasure i present RANDOM SHIT VIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this time the random shitness will focus on a post i wrote Augest 29th. i know it took a long time to respond but like i said i wanted it to be good. so first lets review what i wrote. this is the part where u click here for ur viewing pleasure.







now in this post i gave shout outs to everyone. everyone except rachel that is(and fotinni but we have alreay discussed it). so i felt so bad i had to respond. rachel wrote: I feel left out. :(
well not anymore!!!!!!!!! may i present the autobiography of rachel through the eyes and words of diana humphrey!!!!!!!!!!














ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS AN ALTOIDS CAN!!!!!










SORRY I ABSOLUTLY LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!!

OKAY THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD..................

SHE SOON WAS NOT ALONE AND WAS SUROUNDED BY MANY........................














WITH A BESTFRIEND BY HER SIDE .............................















SHE CONQUERED THE INTELLECTUAL WORLD BY STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!















AND ALTHOUGH SOME UNDERESTIMATED HER ABILITY




















AMAZING ISN'T IT!!! THEY ARE WEARING THE SAME THING, DO YOU THINK THEY NOW THAT?



THEY BELEIVED HER TO BE CUTE AND PRETTY.















YOU BOARD YET? WELL WAIT!!!! IT GET'S BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!






LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THERE WAS A RASCAL UNDERNEATH!!!!!!!!

























THIS SEXY AND VIVACIOUS WOMAN IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH........

























LOOK AT HER SMILING LIKE SHE IS INNOCENT........................

























BUT SURPRIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE EVIDENCE.................................


















HERE IS A GOOD PICTURE TO SUPPORT MY THEORY. SHE STEALS BOYFRIENDS.......EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A PICTURE OF PRE-DIANA&KYLE ERA (HEHE WE HAVE OUR OWN ERA..) STAY WITH ME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


























SEE!!!! NOW THIS IS MOST DEFINATLY IN THE DIANA AND KYLE ERA AND LOOK HOW SHE IS GETTING KYLE TO GO INTO A CORNER WITH HER WITH HIS SHIRT OFF NO LESS!!!!!!













PLEASE DISREGAURD THE RED HEAD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PICTURE SHE IS OF NO CONSQUENCE!!!!!







AND LOOK AT THEM NOW!!! SHE IS SHOWING OFF HOW SHE GOT HIM TO STRIP AND SWITCH CLOTHING.......THAT IS WRONG!!!!




















JUST LOOK AT HERE SMILING IN THE CAMERA!!!!!!!
(SHE IS TOTALLY THINKING "HAHA!!! I GOT DI'S BOYFRIEND)
BTU DO YOU THINK IT STOPS THERE????????




















YOU BOARD ALREADY I AM JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART!!!




















SEE SHE IS AFTER RICHARD TOO!!!!!



















AND ALEX!!! RACHEL HE IS A MARRIED MAN!!!!!!





















THAT'S RIGHT RACHEL I CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED!!!!!
AND IF YOU THOUGHT BOYS WERE ENOUGH........





















A FEMALE AND WHIP CREAM...............................














(LOOK AT HOUW RACHEL IS.......WHILE CRYSTAL IS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS)






AND WHAT'S THIS SHE MANAGED TO DRAG ME INTO IT TOOO!!!!!!


























SO YOU STILL THINK SHE IS CUTE AND INOCENT?!?!?!?!?!?




















LOOK BOYS!!!!!!!!


























AND LOOK......MORE BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!






















SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER BY HERSELF......





















OR WITH A BEST FRIEND......................

























I HOPE YOU REMEMBER SHE IS PLOTTING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND IN HER DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!


















NO RACHELS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST. ALL COMMENTS AND/OR PICTURES HAVE BEEN APROVED BY SAID INDIVIDUAL. WITH THE BLESSING I RECIEVED >I HAVE PRESENTED THIS STORY....WHICH IS FALSE. EXCEPT FOR THE FACTS THAT SHE IS SMART, CUTE, VIVACIOUS AND SEXY, THOSE THINGS ARE TRUE. THE REST >OF THE STORY IS MADE UP. AND IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL STORY THEN MY >TOTALY BAD!!!!

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE

today i found at that a famous person has died. which is ironic since my whole them this week is that i am going to die from all the homework, and i always make fun of the fact that i like to go by di. but today we shall morn the loss of an icon. his name...........steve irwin. although few know him by this name, he is known though out the world as the guy who loves and appreciates our wild life. i am speaking of none other than the crocodile hunter. if u go here........... they is an article and some video links for u too watch. but in the videos (specifically the one called Irwin Family Mourns Father, Husband) they raise some good points. specifically about children loosing thier father at such a young age. and they also bring up the point that it's hard to see someone like that die when u have seen him go through much worse.
















no word of the day today

POP QUIZ

what the fuck!!! did my teacher want to make my life harder. lets see if u all read the chapter. of course i didn't read the chapter i was too busy doing more important things like papers. which i am still not even close to being done and i have one due tomorrow, two due on thurs, and the one on wed i have to turn in again on friday. but no he gave a pop quiz, and freaked us out. then he said ....get this "alright i am not taking this up but because no one did well, i am going to give a test on thursday. can u believe it. i am already going insane and then u tell me that i am going to have to kill myself. fuck that. oh well, too bad i actually care this semester. this is the first semester since freshman year that i am excited about being in school. i am even going above and beyond for my homework. which is probably why i feel like i have so much. and it is true, i have a lot, but there are those things that i could have waited/ never have done. but i wanted to be on top of things is that a crime?

p.s. i guess earl did have to die!!!!!!

WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

alacrity: Eager, cheerful rapidity or promptness. Someone who is willing to extend themselves politely and quickly for another is said to show alacrity.

Jones made a special effort to show alacrity his first day on the job.

Diana would like to think that her alacrity always shows regardless of the situation.

I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY

if school doesn't let up i am going to kill somebody. i have worked and worked and i am feeling like i am getting no where with my homework. and i miss my boyfriend incredibbly. but it was my idea not to see him. i have homework. but man i would have killed to see him. but no i guess i am going to die. i know it's my nick name, but at this rate diana is going to di. i guess die is the word today......and i will start with earl.

earl had to die

HOMEWORK

check list

DONE

-finished voice and diction (nothing)

-finished fundamentals of speech (read chapters 8 & 9 & did note cards on vocabulary)

NOT DONE

-stage craft (read chapters 1,2,3,4, & do the homework of twenty questions and study for vocab quiz)

-Communication & Language (write 3 page paper)

- Children's Theater (read all of textbook chapters 1-20 (aka 150 pages), memorize script "i didn't know that", read script "Zink: the myth, the legend, the zebra and write a 2 page summary and a 3 page synopsis.

THE END

WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

akin: Showing a similar feature or quality. Two things that are comparable or related in some important way are said to be akin.

I feel that Harry's repeated falsification of his records is much more than a breach of policy; it is akin to outright perjury.

My akin is my sister!!!

PARENTS

yes so the parentials came today. and oy!!! but my living room, dinning room, and kitchen are now clean. and the lawn is mowed. and my parents are coming up tomorrow to us our laundry. but that wasn't the worst part......it's story time.

okay i am going to ask you some questions and u answer them....


What do you put in the washing machine to wash clothes?

ANSWER: Laundry Detergant

What do you put in the dishwasher to clean your dishes?

ANSWER:

if you follow logic.....you would but dishwash detergant in a dishwasher. but eveidently dishwash detergant is dish soap. plain old run of the mill dish soap. so what happens when you but dishwash detergant in your dishwasher machine?!?!?!?!?!?

oops!!!! but this was a big oops this happened for over an hour. it poored and poored out bubbles. i guess u can call it a traditional diana incident. it had all the characteristics. including a nice talk from our parents. evidently cleaning up bubbles is a bonding experience. my dad was laughing and my mom was lecturing. then my sister decided to change the subject from bubbles to her date. my gave her the third degee and when she found out this guy was 24 she asked renee'

Mom: "Why do u seem to date men over 21"
Renee': "I don't know."
Mom: "Well you know there is only one thing on their mind."
Renee: "I know mom, i am partof the virgin club, scratch that i am the virgin club."
Mom: "What do you mean?"
Renee: "At work there were two of us, and now there is one."
Mom: "Well, stay a virgin. and oral sex is still sex."
(renee' and i give mom weird look)
Mom: "Tell, them kent."
Dad: "Listen to your mother."
Renee' : "But diana has had sex, and i bet she's had oral sex too, even though i don't understand why u would want to put ur mouth were someone peed?"
Mom: "Well, diana doesn't count."
Renee': "Why not!!! just cause she's been with kyle forever."
Mom: "Well, yes."
Renee': "But what happens if they never get married."
Mom: "What!!!"
Diana: "Chill mom, we will get married just like planned, i just don't know if it will be a wedding or if we will elope."
Mom: "Elope!!"
Dad: "Good!!"
Mom: "Good!?!?!?"
Dad: "We don't have to pay for a wedding, we have three girls you know."
Mom: "You don't want to give ur daughter away."
Dad: "Well, if she wants to alope we can't really stop her."
Mom: "Oh yes we can!!! if u don't give her away properly she will come back and we can't have that."
Diana: "What!!!"
Dad: "It's an oldwives supersition."
Mom: "No it's not a supersition...it's true."
Diana: "Well what if we elope and take u with us will that work."
Mom: "Okay. shit the bubbles are coming faster now."

(exagerated slightly for you entertainment but all actually happened)

and the good news is that they are coming up again tomorrow!!!

WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

agnosticism: The belief that it is impossible to know whether or not an ultimate cause (that is, God). exsits. An Agnostic is a person who is unable to conclude that there is or is not a God. By contrast, and atheist is a person who has concluded that God does not exist. (the two words are often confused.).

Frank, who had been raised in a deeply religious home, knew that it would hurt his parents to speak openly of his agnosticism.

HELP!!!

i need to borrow a tape recorder for the semester and a video camera for later this month. anybody willing to give?

WORD OF THE WEEK!!!!!!

aggrandize: To raise the importance of or make to appear great. To aggrandize is to increase the prestige, influence, reputation, or power of a person or instituation.

What had started out as a simple report quickly degenarted into meaningless self-promotion; Peter could not resist the urge to aggrandize himself.

When Diana starts to tell someone a story she notices that occasionally she will exagerate to the point of aggrandizing herself so she appears better in the eyes of everyone.