DIET

so i decided to go on a diet. and before u get all freak out and say why!!! i want to leave a healthier food life style. but i feel like eating all the time. and it's hard because i always want to eat. it's so hard to say no don't eat that. or no eat fruit instead. FRUIT!!!!! u hate fruit. anyway that's my diet....and this is the rest of my blog.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!

allude: To make passing reference to. A person who gives a few details but does not describes an event openly and completely could be said to allude to that event. Similarly, someone who makes a brief reference to an incident in a certain novel is considered to have made an allusion to the work.

I am aware of the incident you are alluding to, Mr. Mayor, but i am afraid you have been misinformed about the events of that night.

Diana is not alluding that everyone should go on a diet, but you can if you want to.