1st week of school

i love the 1st week of school. there is so much free food it's ridikulous. pizza, hambugers, hotdogs, soda, water, candy, chips......it's amazing!!!!!!!!! not much to talk about today so i would like to discuss a random but important topic......homework.

who in the hell invented homework, i mean seriously!!! why can't we do it in class? why can't we do projects in class? why r there tests and quizes? why can't we just pay 10,000 upfront for the degree and not go to school. i swear school was invented so that the rest of us could have nap times. i do love all of my classes, and i have officially been to all of them, but still. homework. that should be an evil word. lets make it so!!

example: numero uno (hypothetical senario)

girl one: "I totally slept with my boss and he gave me a raise."
girl two: "You homework."

example: numero dos

a guy getting out of his car and shuts the car door. he accidently gets his hand caught in the door.
"HOMEWORK!!!!!! HOMEWORK!!! HOMEWORK!!! GOD FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!!!

example: last

Teacher: "All right class, turn in your homework."
student: "Homework, shit we had homework. Damn homework. HOMEWORK!!!! I SHALL KILL YOU HOMEWORK AND MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER HOMEWORK, HOMEWORK!!!"

WORD OF THE DAY

affect: To influence or produce an effect on. Affect is often confused with effect, which (as a verb) means "to bring about or accomplish (a thing)." (see effect.) In addition, to affect (an emotion or style, for instance) is to pretend to have, be, or feel.

Jane's affectations have really begun to bother me, and i think they have started to affect her relationships with other people as well.

I have huge affectations with homework, so much in fact that this affects my ability to do homework.