NOW IT'S TIME FOR SERIOUS PIRATE COMEDY!!!!!!!!

arg!! pirates are nutrorious for their comedy.but now we have moved beyond comedy, and into serious pirate comedy.

if u wave ur gun, what is it?..................a waving weiner.

what would u do with a drunken sailor?...............................send them out pee in poison ivy

what happens if u see 5 old pirates and one young pirate?.............................poor cabin boy

What happens if someone yells McIntyre?.................MCINTYRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

warning this is one of two commercials..................Bilge pumps http://www.thebilgepumps.com/
buy their CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

end comercial....................

what do u say when u blow ur winds?....................."HiHo,HiHo"

what do the ladies do as the gentlemen go by?...........................watch/keep gaurd while they smuggle

RANDOM SHIT IV

wow it's been awhile since i did this. but oh well here we go. although i commented on a comment done by megan last time, i felt to comment upon her last comment......Elizabeth said...
how does a dog eat a battery charger?

well very easily. here is how it is done.

1. u have to have a dog
2. u must have a laptop with a battery charger
3. u must have a sister who likes to steal/ borrow ur computer
4. ur sister must be blond

the combination of these four things will most definitly end up in chaos. and will result in a dog eating ur power cord, which by the way will cost $180 (million) dollars to get another one. so my blogs will not be as frequent. and i am going to be in norman all weekend so what's the point in doing a blog article if i am just going to see u anyway. alright well i am going to sleep now, i am in stillwater, i was borrowing his computer to write a paper, but i will just take a zero. it's only worth 25 points. he has been in bed since before i got here, so now it's time to wake him up (hehe)!!!!!

CRAZY DAY(plus the word of the week)

i have a paper to redo, and a test to study for. i will be staying up late. going to school at 8:00. because of certain things, i won't leave until 1:30 (later than usual) and then i go to work around 2:00 and don't get off until 10:00. so wish me luck. also my blogs my not be as frequent because of a certain dog ate my battery charger pack thing.

WORD OF THE WEEK

Blasphemy

WHY OH WHY DO WE CRY NUMERO DOS

sometimes we cry and sometimes it's pms!!!!

WHY OH WHY DO WE CRY

why do we cry. do we cry when we are upset or disappointed. or do cry mearly because our tear ducts are full. i don't understand the point of crying. in fact i never started crying until senior year. even sad movies didn't make me sad. i also never cried at funnerals. but it's like in the last couple of years i have lost control of my emotions. i feel things i shouldn't. angry when there is no reason for it. sad when it doesn't make since. and crying over spilled milk. it's embarassing. i feel as though sometimes i am about to burst. and then the snowglobe goes first, and then me. who cries over snowglobes, huh? why do we feel things at the wrong time. tired after 10 hours of sleep, hyper after one 24 oz of mountain dew. exhausted, depressed, sometimes i wish i were borg or vulcan. they think with logic, not with there emotions. i try to do that but sometimes the tears come anyway. and sometimes the anger turns into rage. but the worst part is defending ur self. trying to tell/convince someone ur not upset when u r clearly crying. but u don't know why ur crying so they think that u know when u don't. then they harass u and say u r upset, when u still don't know why your crying in the first place. i hate crying. i hate being angry. i hate being tired. i wish i could just be happy.

"I might get to the end of my life and find out everyone was lying. I don't think that I'm afraid anymore and say that I would rather die trying" -D.C.

QUICK

http://ourbowlingblog.blogspot.com/

BUTTS

WARNING CONVERSATION IS ABOUT MEN'S BUTTS PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



BUTTS. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH LUSTING OVER ANOTHER PERSON. i AM NOT SAYING AT ALL I WOULD CHEAT ON KYLE, BUT THERE ARE GUYS OUT THERE THAT ARE CUTE AND NEED TO BE LOOKED AT. IT'S A REQUIREMENT. AND BUTTS IS NOT THE ONLY PART TWO LOOK AT (THERE R 2 MORE) BUT I THINK PERKY BUTTS R THE BEST. THERE R OTHERS ROUND, FIRM, TIGHT. GO A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO GOT A CUTE GUY THIS AFTERNOON. I WOULDN'T CHANGE MY LIFE FOR THE WORLD, EXCEPT MAY BE HAVE BETTER EYESIGHT.



LOVE OH LOVE FICKLE THING SUCH PRETTY WORDS AND GOLDEN RINGS IT WAS A BROKEN DREAM RIGHT FORM THE START BLESS THEIR TOURCHERED TANGLED HEARTS

TECHNOLOGY SUCKS!!!

any ways so i set my alarm for 5:00am in the morning to do my paper, and of course the alarm does not go off. luckily i woke myself up at 6:00am. or technically the birds woke me up. normally i would say damn birds, but they deserve props. (PROPS TO THE BIRDS!!!) my sister got a job on on the border as a waitress, but braums offered her more money to stay. i talked to crystal she is back from her trip, and i had a test to day. also i caught my other teacher on a grading error dont u just love/hate that. one u get a higher grade (yeah!) but then u have to tell a teacher she is wrong. scary place to be. gots to go to work. medevil fair i am going both friday (march 31) and Saturday (april 1st) . i am imposing a rule, no jokes on our group if u go saturday. k?

IT'S A MIRCLE (plus the word of the week)

now i know what u r thinking. what could be a mircle so big that diana started out with a title it's a mircle. is it an A on a paper, doing well in school, got a promotion at work, kyle proposed? no, even better. I HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE. yes u heard me. i can walk from point a to point b with nothing on the floor and it's desmellified. i know, i checked with other people. exciting. now i have homework to do but i am going to sleep. it's due tomorrow so i will probablly take a look at it try and do it and just wake up at 5:00. anyway wish me luck. i also want to give a shout out to a friend who is no longer with us until she gets cable at her new place.
BOJANKETY
p.s. that's the word of the week

TIME

time where does it go. thursday kyle and i spent all day together. with no plans no school no work. it was beautiful. but by the time we awoke from our dream world it was 1:00 am the next morning. no i find school starting this week and all i did was not be in edmond. from norman to work to kyles to parents to tabs. all was good not complaining but it's nice to be home. even if i'd rather be like in stillwater for obvious reasons. my cats r here. and boy r they amusing. i forgot how much i missed them. i haven't written or read blogs in a long time. so i got caught up tonight. or at least i tried. alex writes so infrecently i missed his last blog until tonight. i also stopped all contact with sean but i laughed really hard when i learned he had closed his blog down. why i laughed, i don't know. but i found it really funny. also i got to hang out with tabz and megan this weekend. it was fun. shout out to tabz new place. i have lots to do but i have calculated that i have 5 weeks left of school. now if that doesn't diserve a dance what does? http://www.egg2.com/games/hampster_dance.htm

EMERGANCY

it has recently come to my attention that a certain fair is coming to norman. my home town (yeah!) anyways the point of this emergancy blog is that we must go. it starts March 31st. much earlier from last year. this is wrong and a crisis all at the same time. let us hope i get it off. plus on a personal note i have kept my ring for one year. a big achieventment for someone like me. so say aye if u wish to go.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPRING BREAK

well it is spring break and i am happy. last night stillwater, extra hours this week, bowling and somewhat drinking (!) eating chocolate, being in norman, the end.

BOWLING!!!!!!!!!

bowling and lightening. what a beautiful combination. i do want to apologize to peeps for tonight. i was moody, probably due to lack of sleep.

yes, i was mad and very easily irritated. so i want to appoligize to any one who bowled.

also i shall take the time to encourage others to bowl. guys can come too. including boyfriends. hmmmmm..........cough (kyle) cough hmmmmmmm.

now it's time to go to bed. so..........................

tonight i will sleep
and not make a peep
i will count sheep
and start to dream deep
i will then hear a beep
and i will try and keep
my dream of my jeep
i will sudenly leep
staight in to a heep
of homework and weep

ALLNIGHTER OR NOT ALLNIGHTER, THAT IS THE QUESTION?

well it's 11:00 a.m. i stayed up until 4:30 and then woke up again at 6:30 to be at Del City Highschool at 7:40. and now i am taking a nap. waking up at 2:00 to go to the library and finish report/speech. then i will go to class at 4:30-7:15 then eat dinner and maybe take a nap before bowling at 9:00. see u at bowling my peeps.

U KNOW?

i should probably start calling it word of the week even though i did 2 this week, cause i thought of a cool word i didn't want to forget. so........ after tonight it will be word of the week. i totally need to stop on these writer rampages don't I? oh well, i am at the library freaking out about my report due tomorrow and since i was told that my research was invalid 9what ever the hell that means) i must attempt to pull an allnighter that will fail. but i have taken 2 energy drinks as well as an energy boost made by chaser. i will tell u if it works. as much as i want to continue to write and scare people by doing 2-3 blog postings a day with in minutes of each other i shall stop...... for now. WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER WORD OF THE DAY*****************

COCKAMAINY

BOWLING

bowling tomorrow on wed. how can i forget!!! i am addicted to bowling. but u others might need reminding so................... BOWLING ON WEDENSDAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(happy people who wanted me to remember?)

ALL CAUGHT UP

i believe i am all caught up now, and if u look at the times i published with in minutes of each other. that was kind of fun. now wish me luck to edmond i go back.

RANDOM SHIT III

my favorite section but today we will have a serious one. todays comment is.........
Elizabeth said... Bowling!!!! Yay! & I must say, great post. I think I really needed that one. Thanks DH. although i am funny. and beautiful and smart, and pretty. i hope to share my thoughts and feelings with u so that together we can try to figure out the diana. this is something that i have been trying to do for years. what "elizabeth" said made me happy. i was debating last time if i should comment on this one or richards. i chose richard's cause i could make it fun and entertaining. but i hope that sometimes i can help, reach peoples hearts, and just say things that other's can't. i think i am addicted to blogging as much as i am bowling which is funny because they both start with B's and was introduced to me by tabz (and elizebeth) but there names don't start with B's.

THE BAKERY

i don't know why everyone looked at us,
they pointed and stared and made such a fuss.
i looked nice and so did he,
and after we ate i went to the bathroom to pee.
i had a dr. pepper, and he had a coke,
we laughed alot and told lots of jokes.
the sandwich and doughnuts were very good,
and when we left we were in a great mood.

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS....................

crikey

MY TOTAL BAD

weekends r messed up for me. i believe everyone knows my cable story. but last week i didn't have cable for 5 whole days. and when they came to fix it, it turns out that my new neighbors tried to steal it. lol!!! anyway so i got my internet back on friday. and ironically that is when i stopped writing in this blog. i get lost on weekends. from okc, to edmond, to okc, to edmond, to norman, to stillwater, to edmond, and then back to stillwater and then back to edmond, that can get a girl very....um....kon-fused. kon-fused is an art mastered by only a few people. i am one of them. anyway lets see if we can remember what happend and tell it short. ah, yes. crystal's cat in not pregnant, just fat. tabz party was a blast, (we missed u kyle!!!!) sat morning was eventful for i got only 7 hours of sleep (and yes that's not enough) had lunch with tabz at arby's and went bowling (AGAIN!!!) then went to work, went to kyle's. i was woken up the following morning by my cellphone work called. i called them back to say i am not coming in i am in stillwater i will be there at 4:00 my scheduled time. well instead of the conversation going like that (again, they call every sunday like clock work) they asked where i was. it was 8:15 and i was late. SHIT!!!! so i got there at 9:30, i thought i was good, but i had to come back to stillwater to help kyle finish his homework. now i am still in stilwater, but i wanted to write. i am behind. to make up for it we will see more of my regular sections. word of the day, story time, and comment on comments. i appoligize for being so out of it this weekend even though most of u don't care if i write everyday or not. so..... on with the day!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRITING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH TABZ

i started to go into a meditated state and by using my psychic powers i have infiltrated tabitha's mind! i now feel that it is important to write here everyday. WARNING diana will access certain individuals minds if i feel it necessary to do so.
now i will talk about my day: i did not pull an all nighter, i failed, i decided to watch the princess bride for i felt it was more productive to watch a movie and sleep. my test were not hard. my midafternoon nap was un-fulfilling. and work sucked as usall now i will relinqush tabithas mind in 3, 2 ....................

WELL, WELL, ALL NIGHTER NUMERO DOS

i have three midterms tomorrow. 3. lets count uno, dos, tres!!!! ironically i have only 3 classes tomorrow. and of course the procrastinator i am i have not studied. also, technically, since one of my "tests" is a monologue i am good on that one. the others r more difficult. but luckily there is no bowling tonight. (sniff,sniff) because tabz can't come. there is not point to bowl if tabz isn't there. so i will study after i go to the super wal-mart. di almost had a heart attack. she went in to the super center wal-mart (for the 1st time this year) in the one in stillwater to buy mary kate and ashley make-up. only to find out it had been discontinued. so i ran to the clearence isle and bought all they had left. then i ran to edmond. we have 3 wlamarts. i have been to all but the supercenter to buy the rest on clearence. but it turns out those too still carry it, which is good. but i want somemore dollar make-up. oh well alnighter here i come.

STORY TIME

i just realized that i didn't tell everyone about the time that i ran out of gas at a gas station with no gas. that little incident happened last week. now about a week later i have no cell phone and no internet. lol!! so now i am at kyles using his computer. that is all for today. just remember i know i have funny stories but u do too. story time!!! who wants to share. ur turn?