PARTY?

It is now1:00 am do you know where you friend/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other is? Well, I do. Damn, it is getting hot in here, think I'll take off all my clothes, well, not really, but damn, the party is over here. As I look over my shoulder, I see several glasses, rims half lined with salt, at least a dozen cans lying around, a few empty pizza boxes, and a couple of girls passed out on the couches. On the counter, there are several bottle of Captain, most empty, a few things for margharittas, and some other assorted glass bottles.

The music is loud, and dancable, and the world is all sorts of fun. Happy Cinco de Mayo!! Boys, girls, men especially - the more the better. Everybody who is anybody is here*.

Okay so how many people are intoxicated. Let us count them.

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see. you can do basic math. yeah!!!! u deserve a drink. how about a capatin and cherry coke. a marg on the rocks or a bloody mary. for crying out loud we have vodka teciula and rum. oooh lets play a game. if you can correctly answer you win a prize.
1. name the place we are partying at

can you guess?

2. how about who is here?
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if u get it right u get a cookie.

Next question.
3. how many empty bottles of Captain are there?

That one gets you a drink on the house... just not this house. I'm a little bit too scared of heights to give it to you on the roof.

4. if you were a straw, what angle would you be bent at?

5. who wrote this post?



6. Of the 16 glass bottles out how many of them are open? I'll give you a hint... it's not 16.

7. If you were a movie, what movie would you be?

8. If you were drunk, what drink would you be?

9. If you weren't drunk, what drink would you wish to be?

10. if you were a penguin, what would you think of antartica?


do u think u know but u have no idea. none. nope. no hope. so run, run away. don't look back

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*excepting Crystal, who had to work.