ANOTHER SONG BY THE FAMOUS DI

aka the song lean on me with different lyrics made up by cest moi)....

call on me.............
when you need to drink..........
and go bowling.................
we'll get drunk together......
for(five) it won't be long......
till your gonna need......
a drinking buddy...........
so just call on your di.............
when u need to scream...........
sometimes we just need to go bowling.........
i just might have the captain or coke that you need........
sometimes we just need to go bowling.................................

the end

OSCARS

I NEED THIS RECORDED PLEASE I AM DESPERATE, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST THINKING

elizabeth posed a very good question. while i was thinking about what she said on her blog, another individual brought up something as well. while elizabeth's train of thought was more for personal self, this other one was different. what is something, that happens to you, on a daily basis, that your use too. not that you want to be use to it, nor is it something u can help. is it that you notice people never seem to call you back, your the one that has to call them, is it that people always expect you not to be there even though every time it's out of your control, do you think people always expect you to be funny, do you think people always make fun of you but you don't stop them, is it your blond and you find that people tend to treat you that way, is it that you find people always find excuses not to be around you, or find excuses to have you through parties and such, why do people treat us a certain way? why do we treat them a certain way back? these are the two questions i will seek out as my exploration of the individual. also i have learned in the past month that in order to make yourself a better person you don't neccisarily have to do it by yourself, sometimes it's easier not to do it alone. i currently read novels, talk to my family and keep up with them (that includes seeing kyle's family on a regular basis as well) i talk to kyle once a day, i work, i am going to school and taking my sweet time (although i have to admit it's getting annoying waiting so long) i day dream, i take care of my cats, all this to me doesn't make me a better person, but it makes me the person i am. i would like to be more cognitivly aware of myself so that the person i am can become the most better person ever. i guess that is my goal or what i would do in response to elizabeth's post.......be more cognitivly aware of thyself....
(p.s. diana's ramblings, although published, through the internet via la blogger, is strickly that of her own opinions. it is her desire not to provoke, poke, or prod, in any way, only to state her point of view which can be viewed as flawed by all or some people but excluding the following persons... crystal and kyle, further more these statements are here by part of an imagination so vast it is confusing so please excuse said author for any offense you might have partaken from her work. please do not stiffle her creativity.)

BREATHE JUST BREATHE

1. Begin by lying flat on your back or standing up straight. You may also sit up straight in a chair, if that is more comfortable.

2. Place your hand on your stomach area.

3. Breathe as you normally would and notice whether your hand and stomach rise and fall, or your chest rises and falls, as you breathe.

4. When you are breathing properly, your chest will stay still while your stomach will rise slightly as you breathe in. When you breathe out, your chest will continue to stay still while your stomach lowers slightly.

5. To learn to breathe correctly, begin by slowly breathing in through your nose on the count of 5 while gently pushing your hand up with your stomach.

6. Hold the breath for a count of 5.

7. Slowly exhale through your mouth for a count of five while gently pushing down on your stomach.

8. Repeat this process for 5 minutes.

9. If the process causes you to begin panicking, only do it for as long as you are able.

10. Increase the length of time each day until you can do the exercise for at least 5 minutes twice per day.

11. If you continue to practice breathing this way, you soon will be doing it naturally throughout the day.

12. An additional benefit will be that once you are familiar with the exercise, you may do it while experiencing anxiety or at the beginning of a panic attack, and you will feel relief.

Tips:

1. Do not be angry with yourself or give up if you cannot do this exercise correctly right away. It takes practice. Give yourself time.

2. Do not be afraid of the exercise causing panic. Remember: you are in control and can stop at any time. Take it as slowly as needed.

http://panicdisorder.about.com/cs/shbreathing/ht/breatheproperly.htm

DO YOU THINK YOUR BODY CAN TRY AND TELL YOU SOMETHING?

we all know that for woman there is a certain time of the month that our bodies decide to poor blood out of place where we pee, and for men there dicks get hard when they are aroused, but what happens when one goes to sleep early and still manages to miss 5 phone calls and an alarm, and everything was working fine. ringer on, battery on, nothing the matter exept for the fact that you are 3 hours late to work and your work as of late has not been the most exlimpary (have no clue how to spell that) but once again life goes on.....but i always wonder why? why do you have a nightmare about little elves coming to take you away, why does your leg completely give out everyonce in awhile, why why why!?!? okay ranting done, but in all seriousness what does it take for an individual to get a message from their body, or is it that there wasn't a message at all?

RADIO'S ARE PSYCHIC

so i saw kyle this weekend. it's been the first time in 3 weeks but that is sooooo not why i am writing. i finally got a chance to ride in his new truck and dear lord i love this man's radio. ok i like the guy too but his radio kicks ass. it tells you the name of the station your listening too....the name of the song......and the artist. remember those times when a song came on and you and your sister argue about who the hell the artist is, and you know your right but u can't prove it because your in a car and no way to really "look up" that answer, so you make a bet, but you forget to go home and look it up that day, and when you finally do remember your sister "conviently" forgets that she made that bet with you and you know it's just because you proved her wrong and she remembers but it was so long ago that you can't call her out on "not remembering", and you know that all of this would just be solved if you had a cool snazy kickass radio like your boyfriend has, but alas it is up in stillwater, where he is and so your stuck with your un-cool, un-psychic radio.


THE END

Gladys Hardy on Ellen

this made me laugh so bad!!!!

RAMBLINGS OF A DIANA

so yes i know i am alive. for somestrange reason i haven't felt the need to blog. even for that matter i haven't even checked them anymore. but i decided that today is the day that i will speak out. today is the day where i will scream and shout. and if you want to know i have been out and about. see it all started along time ago back when i was in middle school...lets say 12. i decided that i like to dream. so i started to create different day dreams and stories in my head. but now that i am older i realized it's so much easier if someone else does that for you. hence my reading addiction. seriously it's out of hand. yes it is still romance novels, trashy romance novels, which means heaven forbid they have a sex scene or two. and yes TWO!!! most of my books don't even until page 150-200. and the plot lines kick ass. right now i am in the middle of a military series with secret ops and everything. it's facinating. i know that i am defending myself, and saying there not that trashy and stuff, and i traditionaly hide the covers when i read. and at work i am a running joke, like that new, but i guess what i am saying is i read what i like. i don't make fun of you for reading what ever it is u read. so that is my ventation about that subject. in other news i believe you all saw that kyle was unable to make it to the new years eve party. its not because he is unsociable it's because his car broke down. but that is no longer an issue since now he has a brand new used 2002 ford f150 truck black with extended cab. and too answer your questions.. no i have not driven it nor will i be allowed to touch the steering wheel in any way and yes the no food no drink rule applies to everyone not just me. i recently got a myspace page for those who wish to find me and join it. i didn't want to at first, but then crystal convienced me too again. first face book then myspace....it's okay i got her on the whole blog thing. and it turns out i have found more family than friends on myspace . not that i am upset about it....it's just weird. also i recently had a day of fun.do you know how long it has been since i have had a day of fun. or course you don't, cause your not me. but if you were you would understand, and it was fun.renee's battery became dead this week and i won't give you the details cause that wouldn't be fun but i will let u use ur imagination. me, renee, 2 cars a hood that won't open, batteries on opposite sides, cords wont reach, drive car sideways over ice on lawn, flashlight button frozen, frozen toes and fingers, and once i again i will interate ME, AND RENEE' the end. imagineer that!! speaking of disney i love hanah montana. and speaking of teens did you know that woman don't start their adolence until they have had there period. yes that's right i didn't offically become an adolence until i was 16. so what the hell was i before that. a big kid!!! i don't think so. next class time though my professor and i are going to argue. i want to know what i was!!!! i probably was just weird, which would explain alot of things. also i want to go to vegas this summer. i got a yes from fotini, and i have shared with others my love for wanting to go back....but no one wants to go see the star trek exihibit with me. and that sucks. because you people don't know what your missing out on. but then again i am not into play station or wii so we are even. don't forget to bowl because pizza is feb. 9th. i hope everyone can make it....we really should get together more often. it really is a bit funny, this feeling inside, i am not one of those that can easily hide, i have got bowl, cause it's my goal and i need u to help me get through. that's right. i know i have an overdemanding personality, but i like it. and i try and be funny and lighthearted about it so if you really can't go i understand just remember this is your song, your bowling song, i hope you don't mind i hope you don't mind that i put down in words how wonderful life is when there is bowling in the world. speaking of sports i am totally on for a round of bottle hockey. it was discussed at new years' eve but i am encouraging it. does any one remember the rules? i really want to play it again. please. also my whole soda newyears eve thing is really going quite well. although i had two today, but there have been days, i repeat days where i haven't had a coke at all. and i have switched to capri sun's. because they rock and they are portable. pouches....hello!! i am on the honor roll because of last semester, because i rock. and the boy cott worked all new kim possible episodes season 4 come out in feb. see disney only does 3 seasons of each show, regardless if it's cartoon, or real people. but there was a petition to bring kim possible back, and it worked. yeah!!!! lets celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music. i believe that i have might possibly run out of things to say. i hope this catches you up in the world of diana. if you have any question, don't hesistate to ask!! have a nice day!!!!

THE END!!!!!!!

DONE AND DONER

okay finally am done with finals. me. that's right, and i am going to norman saturday to take family photos with kyle's family!!!!! (i know, it's a miracle) and i love power rangers. i have not been able to stop watching the powerrangers. original episodes of course from mmpr - turbo. after turbo i stoped watching. i am currrently in the alien rangers series. and i also recently watched the red ten it's the famous episode where all the red rangers come back to battle the evil. GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE

once upon a time in a an espisode far, far, way, animorphs was created. based off a popular book series, nickelodeon set out to create the t.v. series. in this series 5 teens are given powers to save the world. i know it sound familiar, kinda like the power rangers, but for the record the power rangers rock. Power Rangers the movies is the best movie ever the end. but the one thing this t.v. serries had that the power rangers didn't was sean ashmore. during the series he was called "the hot guy". for my sisters and i didn't know you could check the end credits for his name. for a while "the hot guy" traveled in and out of television series. disney's in a heart beat, in an episode in the famous jett jackson, and an episode of smallville, also starred in a disney movie called cadet kelly. then oneday he appeared in a movie, like a vision from a dream, and poof he was an X-MEN know as iceman. after that movie he sprung out. was all over the place. in other t.v. shows such as THE MISSING, and VERONICA MARS, and is back on SMALLVILLE. while at the same time simotaniously filming movies such as x-men two and x-men three, the quiet, needles, earthsea, underclassman. he was everywhere. and i was happy. i knew his name, and he was becoming famous. and him being hot was an added bonus. but today all the bad in the world was made right. for today i found out that sean ashmore does movies. he has been working hard on movies, while his twin brother has been doing t.v. serries. there is two of them. TWO!!!!!!!!!! (not the best picture of them, but the only one i found of the two of them together. today marks as a revolution. cloning really does exsist, and god does too. hal